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Pillows

the correct amount of pillows according to society is one, according to myself is one million

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Logic for Tests

I have no idea why I study so much, for weeks and months, and them on the exams I answer the questions with the exact opposite of what I learned

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Appearance Issues

In the old days my appearances issues would be that I wanted a straigher nose and stuff like that, nowadays I wish I had cute cat years so I could look like a Instagram filter

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Halloween Monsters

I used to be afraid of Halloween monsters. Now I think that we're all like monsters a bit.

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Going to Concerts

I'm reached a point in my tired millennial life where in order to go to a concert I first need to know if there's going to be chairs.

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Garbage Can

Every time I throw the gargabe into the can, it bounces of and lands on the floor I'm launched into a deep reflexive state contemplating why bad things happen to good people
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Teachers and tests (pt.2)

I'm one hundred percent sure that teachers find the only lesson I miss on the attendance list and make the whole test about it

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Other People's Age

I always think the age of a person is the same age from the day we met, even if it was several years ago
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Mysterious Bruises

My skin is so easily bruised that I swear even feathers could leave a huge blue mark on it.

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Recording Videos

When I'm recording a video without any script, I'm perfectly smooth, but when I'm trying to record with a previously scripted text I need to repeat 48 times before one single sentence feels right.

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Long Games

While I'm playing really long games, like rpgs, 20 hours into gameplay and I'm still unsure if the game has started yet.

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Mobile Games

every time I install a mobile game to play for 10 minutes I end up playing it for 88 years uninterruptely.
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Relaxing Nowadays

In the past, I used to go online to relax. Now I have to go offline to relax.

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The Perfect Day

Some people prefer sunny days, others prefer rainy days. I only prefer the days when I can stay at home.

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The Good and The Bad About Cheese

Every time I cook stuff with cheese it's all happiness, every time I wash stuff with cheese it's all sadness and regret

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Unwelcome Guest in the Conversation

Whenever I`m talking to someone and a third person appears and interrupt the conversation to talk with the person I was talking to and ignores me, I lose all respect as a human being for that person.

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Proof of Love

The proof of love I would require from my bae are rather unconventional and involve detecting evil clones of me of rescuing me from the seventh circle of hell.

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Selective sleep

While I sometime find it hard to sleep on my bed, I sleep like a rock on the bus

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Time Machine (again)

If I had a time machine, I'd talk to past me about the unreal expectations I've built every day only to be disapointed later.


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Fast-food meals through the world

A comic about the size difference of what is considered a regular size McDonalds meal on different countries

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Movie Slices

While other people watch movies at home entirely, I take about 15 slices of 6 minutes over two months each

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Make-up pt.2

My problem with following make-up tutorials is that the shape of my face always seems completely different from the person on the video and I end up having no idea where to put what

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Cheese Buns

Every time I want to eat something, I annoy my boyfriend until he gives up and says he wants to eat it, so I pretend I'm doing it for him

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Cat Salvation

I used to fear the day when Miss Little Claws, my cat, would finally conquer all humanity. Now I look forward to it. We kinda need it.

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Morning Person

Being a morning person, I always feel extremelly energetic during the morning. Unfortunetely, it also means I can energectically procastinate.

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Coming Back from the Beach

Every time I go to the beach I come back with really red spots randomly spread across my body because I'm incapable of spreading suncreen correctly.

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Gym Nightmare

The worst part of going to the gym is having to watch the TV`s above the threadmills displaying sports and fighting channels

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Hunger x Diets

On regular days, I might even ignore that I'm hungry. When I'm on a diet, all I can think about is the fact that I'm hungry.

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Knee holes

Pants with holes on the knees are only worth for sticking your entire leg on that hole while trying to dress

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Conspiracy Theories

A few years ago I used to laugh at the crazy conspiracies people. Now I'm seriously worried about them.

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