Time to sleep

When I have too little time to sleep, I get so obsessed with falling asleep that I simply don't

The turtle (true history)

The day that I went outside my house and was attacked by a turtle pt.1
 The day that I went outside my house and was attacked by a turtle pt.2
 The day that I went outside my house and was attacked by a turtle pt.3



Yes, this actually happened. I'm usually not afraid of turtles, but this one was EVIL.

Online chatting

How it would really be like if online chatting happened in the offline world

Motherly superpower

I think one of the greatest superpower of mothers is invisibility in supermarkets

Trendy shops

What i'm really thinking when browsing for clothes in trendy shops

Fresh kibble

how I really think my cat analysis her kibble before asking for more