Acrobacy
When a pencil falls on the floor during class, I think it even starts playing one of these songs from Cirque du Soleil to set the mood for my acrobacies to get it.
Anxiety
You end up so concentrated on your own anxiety that you kind of lose control of your body: you start walking on circles in your house, you can barely listen to other people talking to you, you turn on the TV and forget to watch it. I'm serious, the other day I was so anxious that I took a water glass from the kitchen and when I got to my room it was gone. What kind of sorcery is this, brain??
Backpack
There's no such thing as "school locker" in my country. So, basically, in addition to learning about maths, languages and stuff, we train our bodys to lift very heavy weights with the giant books on our backpacks. Just like Master Kame from Dragonball with his turtleshell.
The cat's perspective
And those are not the only things she sees differently. For exemple, my rare collection of old and rare comic books from my childhood are actually seen by her as stashes of this perfect material to sharpen her claws.
Easter
No funny comments today, because I know that this holiday is really respected by many.
Happy Easter, everybody!